Latest limericks, page 4
A professor, quite brilliant but odd
loved the nightlife, the dirty old sod.
In the day he was thinking
and at night he was drinking.
In between he would pray to his God.
limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
There once was a maître d'
who had hurt during prayer his knee.
When no doctor could cure it
he was forced to endure it.
Now he's using the other knee.
limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
Two bacilli, one blue and one green
were complaining that humans were mean,
they were losing their stuffing
and were huffing and puffing,
it was hexameth-tetramine.
limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
Some would say that as humans do age
that they will not so often engage
in enjoyment of sex
which is just a reflex,
as the world is a sticky-beak stage.
limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
When, in Vienna, Doc Sigmund Freud
who at that time was duly employed
by the town of whipped cream,
he would take out your dream,
leave behind super-ego and void.
limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
Konrad Roentgen invented the rays
that could see all the body's weird ways.
When he looked at his spouse
through her wide-open blouse
he was sure that curiosity pays.
limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
There once was a Peter named Paul.
They were seen hanging out in the Mall.
They had dinner for one
on a hamburger bun.
Peter burped but it really was Paul.
limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
At forty a man's presbyopic,
not far-sighted or merely myopic.
If to you it seems odd
it was gracious of God
since so many things are microscopic.
limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
A dentist's assistant named Jule
saw a blister appear on his tool.
Said the dentist 'don't fret
it's the girl that you met
from the Queensland Venereal School.'
limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
The writing of good limericks you see
requires two parts insanitee -
two parts rhythyme
and three parts rhyme.
With that, you'll master the art completelee.
limerick by Otido Omukuba
Added by Dan Costinaş
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!