Random limericks
I once met a belle named Nicole Rick,
Her erotic curves gave me a kick,
I stroked on her bum -
She moaned without rum.
To beginners, Rick's a limerick.
limerick by Harindhar Reddy
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Said Mitterand: En Afrique du Sud
Ze entrees are gud but ze pud!
He called for Delors
Who cried out: Alors!
Ze chocolat-log tastes like wud.
limerick by Margaret Kollmer
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There was an Old Person of Spain,
Who hated all trouble and pain;
So he sat on a chair,
With his feet in the air,
That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.
limerick by Edward Lear
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A simple man, loved countryside life,
'How 'bout city life', proposed his wife,
Her naggings bitter,
He made a murmur -
'Another issue to start a strife.'
[Published: 'Frog Croon', March 2011 issue]
limerick by Geetima Baruah Sarma
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There was an Old Man of Moldavia,
Who had the most curious behaviour;
For while he was able,
He slept on a table.
That funny Old Man of Moldavia.
limerick by Edward Lear from A Book of Nonsense (1846)
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There was an Old Person of Hurst,
Who drank when he was not athirst;
When they said, "You'll grow fatter,"
He answered, "What matter?"
That globular Person of Hurst.
limerick by Edward Lear from A Book of Nonsense (1846)
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There was an Old Man who said, 'How
Shall I flee from that horrible cow?
I will sit on this stile,
And continue to smile,
Which may soften the heart of that cow.'
limerick by Edward Lear
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They call him the skinny and tall,
But one shouts this one man`s like a wall.
And he looks like a cow.
He`s so fat he can`t bow,
And he is like a globe I call ball.
limerick by Luis Estable
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There once was a poet named peter
His verses arranged in strange meter;
His iambics were rough
And the going was tough
Making love-poems flow none the sweeter.
(Written Oct 2012)
limerick by John Carter Brown
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There was a strange man from Tibet
Who had an unusual pet;
It's front was dog
It's back was a frog
And, it was lightning at playing 'go, get'.
(Written Oct 2012)
limerick by John Carter Brown
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