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Topic of the Day: robbery

22 February 2006: at least six men stage Britain's biggest robbery, stealing 53 milion pounds from a Securitas depot in Tonbridge, Kent

there once was a man named glen
whom i knew way back then
he robbed a bank
did it for that skank
and now doing time in the pen

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Edward Lear

There was an old man whose despair
Induced him to purchase a hare:
Whereon one fine day,
He rode wholly away,
Which partly assuaged his despair.

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Edward Lear

There was an Old Man of Peru,
Who never knew what he should do;
So he tore off his hair,
And behaved like a bear,
That intrinsic Old Man of Peru.

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Edward Lear

There was an Old Man of Moldavia,
Who had the most curious behaviour;
For while he was able,
He slept on a table.
That funny Old Man of Moldavia.

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