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I see under that apple tree, there,
Three women who`re pretty and bare.
But cigars they do smoke
That bad odor provoke,
And they dizzy and silly appear.

limerick by Luis Estable
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There was an Old Person of Buda,
Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder;
Till at last, with a hammer,
They silenced his clamour,
By smashing that Person of Buda.

limerick by Edward Lear from A Book of Nonsense (1846)
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There was a young lady whose eyes,
were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
people all turned aside,
and started away in surprise.

limerick by Edward Lear from A Book of Nonsense (1846)
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There once was a tenant from Dent
Who's nose was all battered and bent;
His Landlord was mad
And he felt rather glad
He'd attacked him for missing his rent.

limerick by John Carter Brown
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