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There once was a sage playwright from Stratford,
Whose witty meanings I couldn't afford.
I popped in New Place maison,
Right upon River Avon,
And scrubbed all of his texts on my washboard.
limerick by Dan Costinaş (26 June 2022)
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He keeps his beef between the two buns,
Away from the hungry eyes of nuns,
Hamburger is his pride,
He's fully satisfied,
His blood is thick, but his heart still runs.
limerick by Marius Alexandru (4 April 2021)
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They married for love, that is sure,
Who can get for true love, a cure?
Sent down the same road,
a human, a toad
Together, a lifetime endure.
limerick by Marius Alexandru (1 May 2021)
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I Love You too
When years ago I told her, I love you,
I remember seeing green, black, and blue,
In my stomach butterflies,
When I looked into her eyes
I fainted when she said; I love you too.
limerick by Marius Alexandru (2 February 2021)
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There once was a turkey named Chummy,
Mom thought that he might be quite yummy.
He waddled away
On Thanksgiving Day -
But still ended up in my tummy!
limerick by Leanne Guenther
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There once was a clover named Kate,
Who sat on the edge of a plate,
The fancy folk dined,
On foods of all kind,
Then tossed her at quarter past eight.
limerick by Leanne Guenther
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The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian
Was krushed like a kar in a krashian.
Her Kris kried, "Not fair!
Why kan't I keep my share?"
But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian.
limerick by Salman Rushdie
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For she had a tongue with a tang,
Would cry to a sailor, "Go hang!"
She loved not the savor of tar nor of pitch,
Yet a tailor might scratch her where'er she did itch.
Then to sea, boys, and let her go hang!
limerick by William Shakespeare from The Tempest, Act II, Scene 2 (1611)
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A young man who liked to rock boats
In order to get people's goats
Gave just one more rock
Then suffered a shock
A bubble the spot now denotes.
limerick by E.B. White
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There was a young boy from Lough Ree,
Who wanted to travel the sea.
So he built a small boat,
And set it afloat,
But forgot to get in it, you see!
limerick by Mary Butler
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