Latest limericks, page 6
So many women from Azerbaijan
fell in love with this Belgian.
When it was found
he was a dogging hound
they drowned him deep in a vat of valium.
limerick by Otido Omukuba
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The most magnificent Miss Miranda
happened to be in a bit of a blunder
she was American
but sounded Jamaican
and man, nabadi could understand ha.
limerick by Otido Omukuba
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There was a girl who had a fancy
that she looked somewhat like Beyoncy
she bought a mirror long -
and deduced she was wrong-
for she looked a lot more like Drew Nancy.
limerick by Otido Omukuba
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A Dane and an Israeli met at Wimpy's
and their shared hatred for ASPee
led them to code
from their abode
a pretty script named PHPee
limerick by Otido Omukuba
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There was once a boy named little Bill
who for some reason could just not sit still.
he hated meadows,
loved Gates and windows
and so caught all kinds of viruses at will.
limerick by Otido Omukuba
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A certain Steve fed on a regular staple
of fruits as he struggled to grapple
with utter poverty
but then eventually,
he formed a firm and named it apple.
limerick by Otido Omukuba
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There happened to be a lad named Larry
whose skills mathematical were quite scary
at school he couldn't doodle
all he said was Google
now he's gotten so rich - I tell you, it's filthy.
limerick by Otido Omukuba
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Three virile studs in Nigeria
Raped a teenager called Maria.
She was made pregnant,
Coercively repentant,
And was flogged, in line with Sharia!
limerick by Boghos L. Artinian
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There was a guy called Dick,
Who was short like a limerick,
Who tried to climb a wooden wall
But soon began to fly and fall
When hit by a big blue brick!
limerick by Comfort Ndlovu
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There was a soldier who said: 'Order!
Use this way or die on the other'
I bid him shut up
And said to him: 'Hands up!
For I'm carrying here your Burial Order!'
limerick by Comfort Ndlovu
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